Not Traditional

More Swimsuit, more Svieta.

Yes Really…

…a Swimsuit photo.



Svieta again. There will be much more of this tremendous model on these pages.

A Real Honest-to-God…

…HIGH FASHION MODEL, right here in Greensboro, North Carolina!



I didn't believe such a thing existed.



Named Svieta no less!

More SissyPunk

One of the coolest people I've shot in a LONG time, and she's Hot as a Rocket too!

Return Of The Fine Art Nude

Haven't shot in this style in quite a long time. This is from February.

Fuckin "Wizards"

So I'm a photographer I guess. I post my photos on a couple different amateur (?) websites. I'm not a "photo illustrator", and I ain't doin' no fuckin "Wizard" shit.



Now you can sign up for this one site, modelmayhem, as a "Photoshop Wizard". Jeezis Jumpin Christ on a motherfuckin pogo stick!

So there are all these douchebags and goth sluts into "fantasy" Whatever the fuck that shit is. Goblins, elves, faeries, trolls, dragons, and FUCKING WIZARDS!

Don't think this is some gay ass Scottish shit too. We got Fuckin AMERICAN Wizards!



Install some stupid ass Microsoft product, and "Would you like a Wizard to assist you?" Yeah I want a Wizard! I want a fuckin Wizard zap my ass into 1920s Paris, with a bunch a French Whores, what I want! I don't want no God Damn dancing fucking paper clip either!



FUCK. YOU!



FUCK A BUNCH A FUCKIN WIZARDS!!!

More Noir

I'm seriously behind editing photos. This is from a shoot in early August.

Goderators Part 2

Awesome!

Zoe Marriott

That's it. Not too thrilled with models these days, but Zoe's never been less than Wonderful.

Clearly I'm a Fucking Asshole

Why Marty, why do you say you're an asshole? Well gee, let's see. I had three photo shoots arranged from last Saturday through Tuesday. ONE actually showed up. Two were complete no-shows, and the other cancelled the day of. By email.

So today's model cancels. Big fucking surprise. So I contact a friend who I really like and have shot with several times. Yes, let's do it. So after being left hanging for five hours I call to see what's up. "Be at your place in an hour. An hour later, "Hey, ummmm, some friends showed up…" That's fucking great.

I have a friend in a city about an hour away who told me a year ago, "Man it'll be great that you're back in the area!" I've seen her once for about 30 minutes. And yeah, she's been a complete no-show a few times, and can't be bothered to return a fucking phone call.

There is someone who I thought was a pretty close friend, who for no explained reason will no longer speak with me. It ain't sweet.

So yeah…

Clearly I'm a Fucking Asshole.

Fucking. Cock. Suckers.

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I'm Bored & I Feel Like Shit

…the twitter version of my blog.