Monday, October 19, 2009

Fuckin "Wizards"

So I'm a photographer I guess. I post my photos on a couple different amateur (?) websites. I'm not a "photo illustrator", and I ain't doin' no fuckin "Wizard" shit.



Now you can sign up for this one site, modelmayhem, as a "Photoshop Wizard". Jeezis Jumpin Christ on a motherfuckin pogo stick!

So there are all these douchebags and goth sluts into "fantasy" Whatever the fuck that shit is. Goblins, elves, faeries, trolls, dragons, and FUCKING WIZARDS!

Don't think this is some gay ass Scottish shit too. We got Fuckin AMERICAN Wizards!



Install some stupid ass Microsoft product, and "Would you like a Wizard to assist you?" Yeah I want a Wizard! I want a fuckin Wizard zap my ass into 1920s Paris, with a bunch a French Whores, what I want! I don't want no God Damn dancing fucking paper clip either!



FUCK. YOU!



FUCK A BUNCH A FUCKIN WIZARDS!!!


2 comments:

Catched Octy said...

YOU ARE A FUCKING PERV....love the pink cocks though (and not because of the pink cock)...STOP BEEN A FUCKING PERV

Martini said...

Who is Catched Octy?